Welcome to The Quoted Candle, where wax meets wit, and every flame comes with a side of sarcasm. I started this brand because, let’s be honest, the world could use more laughter and better-smelling spaces. Each candle is designed to brighten your mood as much as your room—because who says elegance and humor can’t coexist?

Now, you might be wondering what sparked this fragrant foray into funny. Well, buckle up, buttercup. Life decided to throw a month-long curveball that included a late-in-life ADHD diagnosis, a divorce that felt less like a clean break and more like untangling a Christmas light explosion, and the kind of heartbreak that comes with losing daily hugs from my kids. Suddenly, my meticulously planned life looked less like a Pinterest board and more like a toddler's finger painting.

But amidst the chaos (and the therapy appointments), a spark ignited. If life was going to be absurd, then darn it, my home was going to smell amazing while I navigated it with a healthy dose of humor. The Quoted Candle became my way of turning lemons into… well, delightfully scented candles with slightly inappropriate quotes.

Hand-poured with care (and just a hint of attitude), these candles are proudly made in the USA to keep your space smelling great and, more importantly, your spirit lifted. My hope is that each flicker reminds you that even in the midst of life’s unexpected plot twists, you are not alone. Embrace your quirks, your weirdness, your glorious, authentic self – the world absolutely needs you, just as you are. So go ahead, light one up and let the good vibes (and life-affirming laughter) flow. Maybe, just maybe, a candle that makes you laugh can also be a tiny nudge towards living a life that truly lights you up."

And speaking of good vibes, let's talk about how these little mood boosters come to life. Each Quoted Candle is lovingly hand-poured right here in the good ol' USA – that's right, no confusing international shipping or tariff tango here! We're all about keeping it local and supporting our fellow Americans.

We're also serious about what goes into your space. That's why we use only non-toxic Soy Wax and clean-burning cotton wicks. You can breathe easy knowing you're filling your home with delightful scents without any of the nasty stuff.

Now, here's a little secret that's a win-win for everyone: our candles are made to order. Yep, you heard that right. We don't have stacks of candles gathering dust in a warehouse. Instead, we craft each one fresh, just for you. This means you get the freshest, most fragrant product possible, and it also means we're not sitting on a mountain of inventory collecting cobwebs (and eating into your wallet). Lower overhead for us means lower costs for you – it's like a delightful little economic haiku!

We've scoured the scent-sational landscape to bring you the very best fragrances, drawing inspiration from all-natural sources. So when you light a Quoted Candle, you're not just getting a funny saying; you're getting a carefully crafted, ethically made, and divinely scented piece of happiness. You're welcome.