Funny Beauty Lover Scented Soy Candle | Fueled by caffeine and a questionable amount of highlighter!

The perfect gift – whether you love someone or just tolerate them (yes, treating yourself counts too)

Made with 100% soy wax because you deserve a clean burn and bragging rights for being eco-friendly

Burns for 60+ hours – or as we like to call it, a ridiculously long time to contemplate your life choices

Fancy fragrance oils with a splash of essential oils – because basic scents are so last year

Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free & petroleum-free – basically everything-free except fabulous

Hand-poured with love (and probably caffeine) right here in the USA

9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide – yes, size does matter

🕯️ Ships to your door in 3–5 days – because we don’t believe in candle-related cliffhangers