Funny Scented Soy Candle - "Aroma of endless ‘Oh, you’re still single?’ questions.” 9oz

Aroma of Endless ‘Oh, You’re Still Single?’ Questions

Ah yes, the dreaded family gathering, where Aunt Karen and every distant relative you barely remember feel the need to check in on your love life—again. While you could fake a relationship just to shut them up, we suggest a much less dramatic solution: this candle.

With 10 amazing scents to choose from, you can drown out the suffocating scent of unsolicited relationship advice with something actually enjoyable. Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, a cotton wick, and a sleek glass jar, this candle burns for 60 hours, which is about the same amount of time your mom will keep asking if you’ve tried dating apps.

The glossy permanent label ensures that anyone who sees it knows exactly where you stand on nosy questions, and when the wax is gone, the reusable jar is perfect for storing things like loose change or the tears of your well-meaning but overbearing relatives.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because much like your dating life, great things take effort from around the world.

✓ The perfect gift – for yourself or someone else

✓ Made with 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn

✓ 60 plus hours of burn time

✓ Premium fragrance oils infused with essential oils

✓ Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free & petroleum-free

✓ Hand-poured with love in the USA

✓ 9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide

Your candle will be delivered in 3 - 5 days