Funny Scented Soy Candle - "Burning the Candle at Both Ends? This One's for You!"

Burning the Candle at Both Ends? This One’s for You!

Ah, yes. You’ve ignored every “you should really get some rest” warning sign, fueled yourself with caffeine and blind optimism, and now you’re running purely on stress and sheer willpower. Sound familiar? Of course, it does. You’re a certified overachiever (or a champion procrastinator—same difference). Either way, you’re burning the candle at both ends, so you might as well do it with an actual candle.

This hand-poured masterpiece is here to keep you company while you tackle deadlines, juggle responsibilities, or stare blankly into the void questioning your life choices. With 10 amazing scents to choose from, there’s something for every overworked soul—whether you want to be soothed, energized, or just mask the smell of existential dread.

Crafted from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a sleek glass jar, this candle is built to last as long as your will to keep pushing forward (60 hours of burn time—or just long enough for you to finally take that nap you keep talking about). The glossy permanent adhesive label ensures that everyone who sees it knows you’re barely holding it together—but in style.

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because—much like your sanity—it takes a little bit from everywhere to make it work.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color, because variety is overrated and you have enough decisions to make already.

✓ The perfect gift – for yourself or someone else

✓ Made with 100% soy wax for a clean, eco-friendly burn

✓ 60 plus hours of burn time

✓ Premium fragrance oils infused with essential oils

✓ Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free & petroleum-free

✓ Hand-poured with love in the USA

✓ 9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide

Your candle will be delivered in 3 - 5 days