Funny Scented Soy Candle - "This candle smells like 'What did we just argue about again?'”- 9oz

This Candle Smells Like ‘What Did We Just Argue About Again?’

Ah, the classic relationship reset button—also known as selective amnesia. One minute, you’re passionately debating whether the thermostat should be set at "toasty marshmallow" or "arctic tundra," and the next, you’re both staring at each other like two goldfish who forgot why they swam into the argument in the first place. That’s where this candle comes in.

Light it up, take a deep breath, and let the soothing aroma of literally whatever scent you pick work its magic. Is it the scent of reconciliation? Maybe. Is it an excellent way to distract from the fact that neither of you remembers what the argument was about in the first place? Absolutely.

Crafted with 100% natural soy wax blend, a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a sleek glass jar, this candle burns for 50-60 glorious hours—long enough to forget at least three more minor disagreements. Plus, the glossy permanent adhesive label ensures that even when the wax is gone, you’ve got a reusable jar to hold everything from spare change to all those grudges you definitely don’t hold.

Oh, and because we believe in options (unlike your partner when they "forget" to let you choose the movie), this candle comes in 10 amazing scents—all with the same wax color because, let’s be honest, your nose does the real work here.

Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this candle is proof that even if you can’t win every argument, at least your home can smell like victory… or at the very least, a delightful distraction.

Now go ahead, light this candle, and pretend nothing ever happened.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic with a 100% natural soy wax blend
- Reusable glass vessel for home decor
- Available in nine fabulous scents including Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest
- Long-lasting burn time of 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.