Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Burning this candle will not solve your problems... but at least your room will smell good while you ignore them!" Gen X

"Burning This Candle Will Not Solve Your Problems... But at Least Your Room Will Smell Good While You Ignore Them!"

Gen X, we get it. You’ve been juggling work, life, and the existential dread of it all since the dawn of dial-up internet. And let’s face it—solving your problems is hard work. So why not light this candle and at least pretend that everything is under control while your room smells absolutely amazing? Sure, your issues won’t magically disappear (unfortunately, this candle isn’t a time machine), but at least you’ll be able to enjoy some aromatic peace as you push those problems to the back of your mind… where they’ll stay until tomorrow.

With 10 amazing scents, this candle has you covered when you need a break from dealing with life’s demands (again). Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and poured into a glass jar, it burns for 50-60 hours, which is roughly the amount of time you’ll spend pretending to work on your problems before you inevitably procrastinate again.

The glossy permanent adhesive label is a reminder that, yeah, life is complicated—but at least your space smells nice while you ignore it all. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because like your to-do list, it’s a mix of things you just have to make work somehow.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color, because, let’s be honest, you’ve got enough on your plate without worrying about matching your candles to your decor.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Made with a vegan natural soy wax blend and 100% cotton wick.
- Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose the stylish holder as home decor after use.
- Diverse fragrances: Choose from nine unique scents, including Christmas Warmth and Coconut Cream + Cardamom.
- Long-lasting burn: Enjoy up to 60 hours of aromatic bliss with each candle.
- ASTM compliant: Crafted with safety in mind to ensure a worry-free experience.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.