Humorous Scented Soy Candle - 'I Promise Not to Snore... Much!' - 9oz Gift For Married Couple

"I Promise Not to Snore... Much!"

Ah yes, the bedtime lie we all tell. Whether it’s you, your partner, or that “quiet sleeper” who could actually register on the Richter scale, snoring is the ultimate relationship test. You say it’s “not that bad.” They say it sounds like a bear wrestling a chainsaw. Who’s right? (Spoiler: It’s them.)

That’s where this candle comes in—a peace offering, an apology, and a hopeful distraction all rolled into one. With 10 amazing scents to choose from, this little jar of olfactory magic helps mask the sound of nocturnal tractor engine impersonations. Is it a cure for snoring? No. But does it at least make your impending couch exile smell delightful? Absolutely.

Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a sleek glass jar, this candle burns for 50-60 hours—which is roughly how long you’ll be pretending snoring is "just deep breathing." Plus, thanks to the glossy permanent adhesive label, the jar sticks around long after the wax is gone, ready to hold earplugs, relationship-saving notes, or all the patience you’ll need for another sleepless night.

Proudly assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this candle is proof that while you can’t stop snoring, you can at least make the room smell amazing while doing it. Now light this up, make your empty promise, and hope for the best.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic formula
- Reusable glass vessel for stylish decor
- Up to 60 hours of burn time
- Nine delightful scent options available
- Crafted from 100% natural soy wax blend

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.