Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "This candle smells like my social life—smoky and slightly burned out."- 9oz For The Millennial

"This Candle Smells Like My Social Life—Smoky and Slightly Burned Out."

Ah, the Millennial social life—once a thriving calendar of happy hours and weekend plans, now a delicate balance of ghosting group chats, canceling plans last minute, and pretending you’re sooo busy when really, you’re just emotionally exhausted. Who knew that by your 30s, “going out” would mean “going to bed early” and “socializing” would be limited to liking memes in the group chat?

This candle gets it. With 10 amazing scents, you can relive the glory days of being fun and spontaneous—without ever leaving your couch. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a chic glass jar, it burns for 50-60 hours—which is roughly how long it takes you to recover from one night of pretending you still have the energy to party.

The glossy permanent adhesive label lets everyone know you had a social life once… but like this candle, it’s now in its burnout phase. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because, much like your friendships, it takes effort to keep everything together.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color, because making another decision? Yeah, not happening.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: Made from 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick.
- Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose after use for stylish decor.
- Long-lasting burn time: Enjoy a burn time of 50-60 hours with consistent fragrance.
- Choose from nine aromatic scents: Each candle offers a unique scent profile to enhance your space.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards: Safe for your home and loved ones.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.