Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "This Smells Like the Last Time I Made a Decision Without Consulting My Cat!"

"This Smells Like the Last Time I Made a Decision Without Consulting My Cat!"

Ah yes, that one time you dared to act independently—maybe you rearranged the furniture, switched their brand of kibble, or gasp adopted another pet. And what did you get in return? A very offended cat, a judgmental stare, and the eerie feeling that revenge is coming (probably in the form of something knocked off a shelf at 3 AM).

But hey, while your cat continues plotting your demise, at least your space can smell incredible! With 10 amazing scents, this candle is here to make your home feel warm and cozy—even if your cat remains emotionally unavailable. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and poured into a stylish glass jar, it burns for 50-60 hours—roughly the amount of time your cat will hold a grudge before demanding treats like nothing ever happened.

The glossy permanent adhesive label is a constant reminder that your cat runs this house, and you? You’re just the underpaid assistant. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because, much like your cat, we appreciate the finer things in life.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color—because, let’s face it, your cat doesn’t care about aesthetics. And yes, the jar is reusable! Perfect for cat treats, loose change, or storing the shredded remains of your dignity.

Whether it’s a festive gathering or a quiet evening at home, this scented candle brings comfort and joy, inviting tranquility into your daily life. Embrace the joy of self-care and let the flickering flame create a warm, inviting ambiance in your space.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Reusable glass vessel for decorative use
- Multiple aromatic scents to choose from
- Long burning time of 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.