Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Warning: May Cause Random Bouts of Rage... or Sobbing" - 9oz

"Warning: May Cause Random Bouts of Rage... or Sobbing"

Ah, menopause—the magical time in life when your body decides to play hormonal roulette just for fun. One minute, you’re perfectly fine; the next, you’re crying over a dog food commercial and aggressively adjusting the thermostat because, somehow, everything is either too hot or too cold. If mood swings were an Olympic sport, you’d have a gold medal by now.

This candle is here to be your emotional support flame. With 10 amazing scents, you can set the mood for whichever version of you decides to show up today. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a sleek glass jar, it burns for 50-60 hours—which is approximately how long your last hot flash felt like it lasted.

The glossy permanent adhesive label serves as a fair warning to those around you: proceed with caution, maybe bring chocolate. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because, much like your patience, this thing has been pieced together with what’s available.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color, because let’s be honest—you have bigger things to worry about.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Reusable glass vessel for decor
- Variety of aromatic scents to choose from
- Long burning time of 50-60 hours
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.