Scented Soy Candle - 9oz -"Laundry day and takeout night!'”

"Laundry Day and Takeout Night!"

Nothing says responsible adulting quite like finally doing laundry—only to immediately reward yourself by avoiding the kitchen at all costs. Let’s be honest, folding clothes is exhausting, and cooking? That’s a problem for Future You. So light this candle, kick back in your freshest (or least wrinkled) outfit, and wait for your beloved delivery driver to arrive.

With 10 amazing scents, this candle sets the perfect vibe—whether you’re basking in the scent of semi-clean laundry or eagerly tracking your food order like it’s the season finale of your favorite show. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick, it burns for 50-60 hours—which is about how long you’ll debate whether or not to put the laundry away before giving up entirely.

The glossy permanent adhesive label serves as a subtle nod to the cycle of life: wash, wear, procrastinate, repeat. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, because—like your takeout habits—we believe in a little international flair.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color—because you already have enough decision fatigue. And yes, the jar is reusable! Perfect for storing mismatched socks, loose change, or all the extra soy sauce packets you swear you’ll use someday.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Beautiful reusable glass vessel
- Nine enticing aromatic scents to choose from
- Long burning time of 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.