Scented Soy Candle - "This candle smells like a good decision... which I've made zero of today." Perfect Gift For Gen Z

"This Candle Smells Like a Good Decision... Which I've Made Zero of Today."

Ah, Gen Z. Navigating life one questionable decision at a time. We’ve all been there—waking up, scrolling through your phone for 45 minutes, wondering if you should maybe go outside, and then realizing it’s already 3 PM. Whoops. So, to help with the fact that today’s good decisions are clearly MIA, light this candle and pretend like you've got it all figured out. It smells like one of those rare, fleeting moments when you actually made a smart choice—and it’s not that you’re lying, it's just… aspirational.

With 10 amazing scents, this candle is the perfect pick-me-up for when you need to tell yourself, "I’ve got this" even though we both know you definitely don’t. It’s made from a 100% natural soy wax blend, featuring a 100% cotton wick, and housed in a sturdy glass jar—because even if your decisions today are questionable, at least your candle isn’t. With a burning time of 50-60 hours, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder that “should I make better choices?” thought… or, you know, just put it off until tomorrow.

The glossy permanent adhesive label says, "Yeah, I made zero good decisions today, but at least I smell amazing." Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because sometimes, like your decisions, it’s a little bit of this and a little bit of that, and it somehow comes together.

P.S. All scents have the same wax color because, let’s face it, decision-making is hard enough without worrying about your candle’s color scheme.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic ingredients
- Reusable glass vessel for sustainability
- Choose from nine aromatic scents
- Long burning time of 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.