Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Warning: lighting this may lead to sudden bursts of productivity… or Netflix binges 9oz

The perfect gift – whether you love someone or just tolerate them (yes, treating yourself counts too)

Made with 100% soy wax because you deserve a clean burn and 

bragging rights for being eco-friendly

Burns for 60+ hours – or as we like to call it, a ridiculously long time to contemplate your life choices

Fancy fragrance oils with a splash of essential oils – because basic scents are so last year

Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free & petroleum-free – basically everything-free except fabulous

Hand-poured with love (and probably caffeine) right here in the USA

9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide – yes, size does matter

🕯️ Ships to your door in 3–5 days – because we don’t believe in candle-related cliffhangers

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick.
- Reusable glass vessel for stylish decor after the candle burns.
- Available in nine delightful scents, from relaxing Lavender to warm Christmas Warmth.
- Burn time of 50-60 hours for long-lasting enjoyment.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards, ensuring safe use.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.