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Humorous Saying Scented Soy Candle | Just wait until I tell you how tough I had it! | 9oz
Humorous Saying Scented Soy Candle | Just wait until I tell you how tough I had it! | 9oz
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The perfect gift – whether you love someone or just tolerate them (yes, treating yourself counts too)
Made with 100% soy wax because you deserve a clean burn and bragging rights for being eco-friendly
Burns for 60+ hours – or as we like to call it, a ridiculously long time to contemplate your life choices
Fancy fragrance oils with a splash of essential oils – because basic scents are so last year
Vegan, cruelty-free, phthalate-free & petroleum-free – basically everything-free except fabulous
Hand-poured with love (and probably caffeine) right here in the USA
9oz | 3.3″ tall | 3″ wide – yes, size does matter
🕯️ Ships to your door in 3–5 days – because we don’t believe in candle-related cliffhangers
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