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Funny Scented Soy Candle | Honey, did you remember to take out the trash? | 9oz | Marriage Humor
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Funny Saying Scented Soy Candle | This Candle Understands |
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My Apologies to the Next Person |Funny Quote Scented Bathroom Soy Candle | 9oz
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Current Mood: Vain & Pampered | Scented Soy Candle
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Funny Bathroom Vanity Scented Soy Candle | "Mirror, Mirror, Get Over Yourself" | 9oz
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Funny Bathroom Saying Scented Soy Candle | If you're reading this, it's too late, just light the damn thing. Now
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Funny Saying Bathroom Candle | This candle saw things. Be kind. Light it
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle | From Shit to Lit | 9oz | For Bathroom
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Funny Saying Scented Soy Candle | Don’t pretend it wasn’t you, strike a match and own your sins |For Bathroom Vanity
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Funny Bathroom Scented Soy Candle | Congrats on Surviving Yourself
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Funny Saying Scented Candle | Warning: May Cause Excessive Self-Admiration | 9oz
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle | Smells like a mid-life crisis in progress
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle | 9oz | 'Because my dog needs a full-time chef | Dog Lover Candle
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My dog thinks this candle smells like more treats | Scented Soy Candle For Dog Lover Quote | 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle | For Dog Lovers | Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything
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This candle smells like 'Sorry, I can’t. I’m busy being my dog’s assistant' | Funny Saying Scented Soy Candle | 9oz
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Funny Quote | This too shall pass… like every school year | Scented Soy Candle | 9oz
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Funny Quote | Yes, I do care... sometimes | Scented Soy Candle
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Funny Scented Soy Candle | Warning: May spark spontaneous lesson-plan ideas (or naps) | Perfect For Teacher
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Funny Scented Soy Candle | How many times do I have to explain this?
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"Fragrance of ‘Just when I thought they understood, they didn’t.’ | Funny Scented Soy Candle For Teacher or Boss
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Funny Scented Soy Candle | I need a summer vacation | Candle For Teacher
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Can you please stop talking while I’m talking? | Funny Scented Soy Candle
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Warning: May induce flashbacks of grading papers at 2 AM | Funny Scented Soy Candle For Teacher
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5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
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5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
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Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
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Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...
Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...
