Collection: The Quoted Candle
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - 9oz This candle is living proof that my life is a work of art… and chaos
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Smells Like Despair with a Hint of Over-Caffeination" - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Warning: lighting this may lead to sudden bursts of productivity… or Netflix binges 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Sit. Stay. Sniff. - 9oz -Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "My Therapist Has Four Legs"- 9oz - Gift For Dog Lovers
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Dog Lover Scented Soy Candle - "Paws Off This Is My Candle" - 9oz Vegan - Hand Poured
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Dog Hair Don't Care Scented Soy Candle - 9oz- Reusable Glass Jar - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - "Wet Nose Warm Heart" 9oz - Cozy Home Fragrance Gift For Dog Lovers
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - "What Did I Do Now?" - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - I Thought You Said You Weren’t Hungry -9oz - Aromatherapy Candle for Home Decor & Gifts
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle -You’re Overthinking It - 9oz - Relaxation Gift
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - 9oz - Calm Down Babe
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Funny Scented Soy Candle - "Did You Check the Router?" - 9oz Home Décor Gift
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - The Customer Is Always... Exhausting - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Let Me Transfer You to Someone Who Cares - 9oz - Vegan- Hand Poured
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Funnt Quote Scented Soy Candle - "I'm Just Here So I Don't Cry on the Sales Floor" - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Scented Soy Candle - 'Your Call Is Very Important to Us... Lies' - 9oz Decorative Candle for Home or Gifts
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Funny Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - Thanks for Holding While I Screamed Internally - 9oz - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - Lower your expectations Then lower them again - 9oz -
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Fragrant Funny Quote Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Candle -Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Candle - World’s Okayest Dad - 9oz - Perfect For Dad
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Fragrant Humorous Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - For the man who thinks socks and sandals are peak performance wear - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle With Funny Quote - Scent: Channel Surfing & Questionable Fashion Choices - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle With Quote- Too Hot to Handle - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured - Non Toxic
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5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
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5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
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Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
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Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...
Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...