Collection: The Quoted Candle
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Funny Work Scented Soy Candle | This candle is here to remind you that ‘work-life balance’ is a myth | 9oz
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Funny Saying Scented Woek Candle | oh look, it’s just more work | Humorous Coworker Candle
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Funny Saying Scented Soy Candle | Welcome to my ‘I need a raise’ therapy session |Humorous Work Candle
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Funny Work Saying Scented Soy Candle | Smells like teamwork—complete chaos and unresolved issues
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Funny Work Scented Soy Candle | Warning: Lighting this may cause spontaneous meetings
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Funny Scented Soy Candle | Light this and pretend you’re the boss | 9oz
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle| Hope, despair, and a hint of burnt coffee
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle | Who Needs Sanity When You Have Deadlines? | For Work
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Nothing says ‘achievement’ quite like working late for free | 9oz | Work Quote Candle
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Funny Cat Saying Scented Soy Candle | nothing says relaxation like a purring alarm clock at 3 AM |Funny Cat Lover Candle
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Funny Cat Saying Scented Soy Candle | I Have No Idea Where That Meow Came From
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5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
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5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
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Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
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Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...
Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...