Collection: The Quoted Candle
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Fragrant Funny Quote Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Candle -Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Candle - World’s Okayest Dad - 9oz - Perfect For Dad
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Fragrant Humorous Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - For the man who thinks socks and sandals are peak performance wear - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle With Funny Quote - Scent: Channel Surfing & Questionable Fashion Choices - 9oz
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle With Quote- Too Hot to Handle - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured - Non Toxic
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Funny Quote -Burnt Offerings - 9oz - Hand Poured - Vegan - Made In The USA
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle With Funny Cooking Quote - Smells like I set off the fire alarm with toast -9oz - Made In The USA
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle - 'Smells Like Something Edible... Probably' - 9oz - Hand Poured - Made In The USA
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Fragrant Scented Soy Glass Jar Candle Funny Quote - Smells like I Googled ‘how to boil water’—again - 9oz - Non Toxic
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - 'For When the Smoke Alarm is Your Timer' - 9oz - Glass Jar Candle Gift
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Funny Scented Soy Candle - "Smells Like Another Experiment That Ended in Takeout" - 9oz - Gift For The Cook
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Googled a Cough Now I Have 14 Diseases and a Cult" - 9oz
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Used Translate Once Accidentally Proposed in Italian" - 9oz
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Funny Scented Soy Candle - WhatsApp Web is open I’m still ignoring you - 9oz - Hand Poured - Vegan
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - 'Just Me, Cereal, and My Ex's Facebook Wedding Pics at 2AM'
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle – "One YouTube Video Turned Into 7 Hours and a PhD in Conspiracy"
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Socila Media Inspired Scented Soy Candle - Main Character Energy (Barely) - 9oz - Vehan - Hand Poured
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Social Media Inspired Scented Soy Candle -Influenced & Unapologetic -9oz - Hand Poured - Vegan
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Social Media Inspired Scented Soy Candle -Certified Scroll Addict - 9oz - Hand Poured - Vegan
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TikTok Inspired Scented Soy Candle - TikTok Made Me Burn It - 9oz - Fun Gift for Trendy Friends
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TikTok Inspired Scented Soy Candle - Smells Like I Learned It on TikTok - 9oz - Aromatherapy
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Smell that? It’s the scent of pretending you have your life together - 9oz
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Funny Morning Quote Scented Soy Candle - Good Morning! Your daily reminder that life isn’t going to do itself 9oz
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Fabulous Reminder Scented Soy Candle -Wake up and remember: people are still annoying, but you're fabulous 9oz
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5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
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5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
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Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
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Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...
Why “World’s Okayest Dad” Might Just Be the Per...
Real Talk: Candles That Actually Mean Something (Even If They Pretend Not To) You might laugh when you see a label like “Scent: Mediocre Pancakes & Mumbled Life Lessons,” but...