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Funny Morning Quote Scented Soy Candle - Another beautiful day to keep it together... barely." - 9oz
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Good Morning Scented Soy Candle - 9oz Good Morning! Time to be mildly pleasant against your will
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - It's a beautiful day to mind your business and be awesome... from a distance 9oz
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Good Morning Quote Scented Soy Candle - Good Morning! Another chance to fake enthusiasm and drink more coffee 9oz
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Funny Quote Motivational Scented Soy Candle - Rise and Shine... or just Rise. The Shine part is optional. - 9oz Aromatherapy
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Good Morning, Sunshine Now go pretend you’re excited about it - 9oz - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle -lighting this may lead to sudden bursts of productivity or Netflix binges - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - one step closer to becoming a ‘hot mess’ masterpiece - 9oz - Humurous Gift For Friend
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "I Promise I’ll Start Adulting Tomorrow" - Perfect Gift for Millennials and Home Décor
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle -A complementary scent for all of life’s little failures - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - For when smell my success just isn’t cutting it- 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle – Perfect for reminiscing about that one time you almost got your life together - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle -Breathe in nostalgia, and the faint sound of regret - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - "Because Solitude is the Ultimate Luxury" - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Candle scent infused with the spirit of ‘Do Not Disturb’ - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Ideal for lighting up those lonely nights—at least it won’t ghost you- 9oz - Vegan
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "Burning Brighter Than Your Last Date's Interest" - Perfect Gift for Friends & Relationships
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - A little reminder to hit the gym—next month maybe?- 9oz -Vegan - Hand Poured
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - "It Smells Like Victory... and Last Week's Gym Bag"- 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Fragrance of cleaning is overrated and leftover takeout 9oz - Vegan
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Funny Scented Soy Candle - Use only in emergencies, like forgetting anniversaries - 9oz - Vegan - Hand Poured
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Light this and instantly achieve Successful Adult status—kinda - 9oz
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Funny Quote Scented Soy Candle - Because why not add blacksmithing to your list of procrastinated projects - 9oz
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Humorous Scented Soy Candle - Warning: This candle may spark more hobbies you don’t have time for - 9oz
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5 Dog Lover Candles That Smell Like Wet Noses, ...
If your house smells like dog treats, mystery fur, and a hint of chaos, welcome home. At The Quoted Candle, we believe in two things: bold quotes and even bolder...
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5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
5 Hilariously Relatable “Husband-isms” Turned C...
Each candle is hand-poured, infused with attitude, and made to match real-life relationships with real-deal fragrance. Shop the “Husband-isms” Collection now and let your sense of humor burn bright.
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Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
Burnt Out & Still Smiling: Candles for Every Cu...
Whether you're shopping for a friend in retail, a coworker who deserves a laugh, or treating yourself after a week of corporate nonsense, these candles hit different. They're the perfect...
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